my-unironic-thoughts:

walk into the club like never mind lets go home and watch Star Trek

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

charmanclers:

you know when youre eating pizza and then all of a sudden the cheese does the thing